Thursday, March 13, 2008

Republicans: The Party of Moral Values

Recently, the Vatican announced additions to the list of mortal sins. They are as follows.

1. ``Bioethical' violations such as birth control

2. ``Morally dubious'' experiments such as stem cell research

3. Drug abuse

4. Polluting the environment

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

6. Excessive Wealth

7. Creating poverty (LBK: See #5)
Then there's of course the originals.

1. Pride

2. Envy

3. Gluttony

4. Lust (LBK: see also Lust)

5. Anger

6. Greed

7. Sloth (LBK: Just because he kind of looks like one)

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